(1) It’s going to get worse before it gets better. (2) There’s no evidence it will ever get better; you just have to hope it will.

Nobody tells you the whole truth, even if they know it.

I held off as long as I could, but I now have a mute filter so I don’t see “Buzzfeed” in my twitter stream. http://t.co/8B0Gi7rjDY

Current status: Calling a lawyer. 2015 just keeps getting better.

Best thing about today: it’s no longer February. #therewillbeflowers